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What is the difference between a man and a whole life policy?

Question:  Do you know the difference between a man and a whole life policy?  Answer:  A whole life policy eventually matures.

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Provide You With a New One of Comparable Worth

Steve’s barn burned down. Julie, his wife, called the insurance company and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.” “Whoa there, just a minute, Julie, it doesn’t work...

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Present Value of Husband’s Policy

“Do you know the present value of your husband’s policy?” the life insurance salesman asked his client. “What do you mean?” countered the woman. “If you should lose your husband, what would you get?”...

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A Cowboy Wanted to Take Out a Life Insurance Policy

A cowboy wanted to take out a life insurance policy. Talking to an insurance agent about his policy, the insurance agent asked the cowboy, “Have you ever had any accidents?” The cowboy repled, “No, no...

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Life Insurance Policies to 98 Year Olds

When a marketing officer asked an actuary why he recommended selling more life insurance policies to 98 year olds, the actuary replied, “According to our tables, very few of them die each year.”

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